I love my new puppy. I promise I do. She’s so pretty and smart and happy and she loves me.

And she’s extremely dangerous.

  • She’s dangerous to shoes. Not many have survived.
  • She’s dangerous to cats. She eats them all. Not literally of course but she does play until they cry.
  • She’s dangerous to sticks. She carries them everywhere she goes chewing until they are nothing but toothpicks.
  • She’s dangerous to eyeglasses. She chewed the earpiece right off my only pair.
  • She’s dangerous to me. I tripped over her the other night and sprained my ankle. I’m in a boot now.

I love my sweet Chloe.
My boot - Chloe induced.